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Doug Upphresh
Here is a corpse you could DIE for !
Our one of a kind corpsed out 4th class buckies are to die for!
We pull out all the stops in creating completely gruesome aged corpsed out bucky for you.
Using
our combination of corpsing methods, you get a wonderfully
gross corpse, that might just be looking back at you,
straggling amounts of hair, some skin and muscle left
on the bone, and maybe even an organ or 2.
We don't take
corpsing lightly, and give you an exquisite dead person
(male or female at our discretion).
Size:
5' 6" tall. Weight: 23 lbs.
Made of durable plastic,
this 4th quality skeleton may be imperfect, discolored,
unfinished, or have missing hardware.
Please allow up to 21 days for shipping from August -
October.
Note:
All sales
of 4th quality bucky based goods are final.
We will not accept returns on corpses.
AWWWW hell.... yes we will take them back, it's a shame to waste a good corpse!
But you will be paying the return postage and a 20% restocking fee. | 
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