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Crispin T. Osti
Nothing like hanging around a fellow whose name is Crispin.
Our one of a kind corpsed out 4th class buckies are to die for!
We pull out all the stops in creating completely gruesome burned alive bucky for you.
Using our unique combination of corpsing methods, you get a smokin' toast corpse, that might just be looking back at you!
Crispin is a char-ming guy, who will thoroughly disgust and repulse your guests with his fatal burn wounds.
Using our unique stain free charring technique, you get a guy who is just plain burned up about being in your haunt.
Some features may survive the crisping:
charred bones
blistering oozing charred skin
straggling hair
some skin
Some muscle on the bone
maybe an organ or 2.
We don't take corpsing lightly, providing you with an exquisite dead person (male or female at our discretion).
Size: 5' 6" tall. Weight: 33 lbs.
Made of durable plastic, this 4th quality skeleton may be imperfect, discolored, unfinished, or have missing hardware.
Please allow up to 21 days for shipping from August - October.
Note: All sales of 4th quality bucky based goods are final.
We will not accept returns on corpses.
AWWWW hell.... yes we will take them back, it's a shame to waste a good corpse!
But you will be paying the return postage and a 20% restocking fee.
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